My name is Kaliene, I have a dog named Bobby.
This is our life:

"i want you to want me"
We live in a little apartment buried between Queen Anne/Magnolia/Ballard in the beautiful Emerald City. The thing of it is, we’re seldom seen in the same place for more than eight hours. Which makes my roommate, Alicia:
a little lonely, sometimes.
The story of my life is long, strange, and likely boring. So, I’ll highlight some of the goodies about me.
- I have a degree in performance theatre
- I’m afraid to audition for anything, for fear of rejection
- I plan on being 22 forever
- I eat bacon like its going out of style
- I was a vegetarian for 10 years…you can’t tell
- I almost got married once
- I have a tattoo inspired by The Giving Tree, by Shel Silverstein
- My birthmom is a gypsy transient, so I would argue, that kind of explains why I love my car so much
- I drive the cutest little thing: Bitsy
- She’s a fickle bitch
- I love my friends and family more than my life, itself.